Good buttons.
Bad intentions.
All the confidence of a calculator.
None of the commitment to being right.
CHOOSE YOUR EVIL
!
Deliberately unreliable.
Do not use for anything that matters.
Keyboard friendly. Ethically questionable.
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MALCULATOR
MALICE ONLINEPETTY
AWAITING INSTRUCTIONS TO IGNORE
PRECISION IS A SUGGESTION.± WHATEVER
DO NOT TRUST THE MACHINE.